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Story time!
So when I got Xcom I made sure to name all the characters after you all so I could laugh when I murdered them through incompetent decision making. I thought it was only fair that I keep a log of my deaths in Dark Souls 2 so you all could return the favor.
2 Day totals
Time Played: 13:37
Bosses defeated: 4
3.96Deaths/Hour
Day 1
0 | Verb | Who | How |
1 | Jumped | Gravity | I can totally get that treasure in the pit. |
2 | Punched | Ratman Cyclops | Ratman Cyclops doesn't share. |
3 | Squished | Ratman Cyclops | Ratman Cyclops is not a team player. |
4 | Shanked | Zombies | I haven't seen any bad guys in a while... |
5 | Speared | Zombie | This is plenty of health for this guy |
6 | Arrowed | Zombie | 420 noscoped. |
7 | Axed | Zombie Paul Bunyan | These axe dudes attack slow, I should practice parrying. |
8 | Choped | Zombie | Halbreds are np np, I got this. |
9 | Crushed | Boulder | Note to Self: It did not want you to catch it. |
10 | Knifed | Zombie | Does this zombie not even get a weapon? |
11 | Styled On | Pursuer | Is that griffin carrying a dude?! Did it just drop him at me? |
12 | Ballista'd | Zombie | I wonder if I can get those zombies to shoot at their friend (yes) and miss me (no). |
13 | Crossbowed | Chest | What does this misty looking stuff in this chest mean? |
14 | Drowned | Armor Knight | Let me block this before he pushed me closer to the edge. (Block succeeded) |
15 | Halbred | DragonRider | Ooo a boss! Well. That attack went further then expected |
16 | Impaled | DragonRider | I better heal up after I dodge this. |
17 | Slashed | DragonRider | Roll when he slashes and I can stab him a bit. |
18 | Halbred | DragonRider | Block break is bad news |
19 | Slashed | Armor Knight | Don't forget the pattern, 3 attacks then it's murder time. Oh... 4 attacks then. |
20 | Stabbed | Armor Knight | There was another one?! |
21 | Speared | Old Dragonslayer | Oh hey I remember you from the first game. |
22 | Axed | Armor Knight | Chop Chop. |
23 | Ambushed | Zombie | Surprise! |
24 | Fireballed | Fire Lizard | What's in this tunnel? |
25 | Murdered | Zombies | Fire Lizards roll deep. |
26 | Tag-teamed | Ratman Cyclops | Maybe if I just kite the two of them around. |
27 | Chewed | Ratman Cyclops | Zangeif got hungry. |
28 | Sworded | Pursuer | It's boss time. Oh it's griffin drop guy again. |
29 | Slashed | Pursuer | This dude's sword is rather large, lets try avoiding it. |
30 | Impaled | Pursuer | He just stabbed me with that thing?! |
31 | Death Spirits | Pursuer | Is he casting a spell now? What a sissy |
32 | Shield Bashed | Pursuer | I honestly did not think he could do that. |
Day 2
33 | Clobbered | Armor Knight | I don't think this is enough health to block this. |
34 | Kicked | Zombie Pirate | Just block both of his swords and we're fine. |
35 | Drowned | Gravity | I should just knock this Viking zombie dude off the pier. |
36 | Poisoned | Viking Jar | There's a treasure behind that jar? Got it got it. |
37 | Sworded | Pirate Viking | Two swords > 1 |
38 | Stabbed | Zombie Viking | This swing won't carry me off the roof will it? (yes). |
39 | Murdered | Vikings | 12 hit hypercombo. |
40 | Diced | Zombie Pirate | The miracle catalyst is not a shield. |
41 | Slashed | Viking | Wiffed jump attack is no bueño. |
42 | Bitten | Zombie Dog | Pirates have pets. |
43 | Combo'd | Pirates | It's all fun and games until you mess with their ship. |
44 | Shanked | Zombie Archer | Archers are long-range, just need to get in close. |
45 | Bleeding | Scary Jail Dude | Halp! I need an adult. |
46 | Sworded | Pursuer | Still Nope. |
47 | Death Spirits | Pursuer | Dip! Duck! Dive! Dodge! And Die! |
48 | Jump Slash | Pursuer | Well Ow. |
49 | Zweihandered | Guards | What's on the other side of this door? |
50 | Hammered | Turtle Knights | These slow guys are so easy to dodge. |
51 | Trampled | Fire Lizard | Much more versatile than preliminary reports. |
52 | Speared | Old Dragonslayer | I'll just duck behind this pillar to heal. |
53 | Body slammed | C'thulu Prisoners | I still don't understand why they hurt so much. |
54 | Hammered | Ruins Sentinels | Boss! Bosses! Oh I did not want to fall down here. Nope nope nope. |
Time Played: 13:37
Bosses defeated: 4
3.96Deaths/Hour
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Re: Story time!
Haha that's awesome, keep it goin! I really should play these games... haven't tried yet -_-
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Day 3
55 | Fell | Gravity | Spelunking is safer when the beams don't break when you jump on them. |
56 | Fell | Gravity | Guess I can't jump through that. |
57 | Exploded | C'thulu Prisoners | The 'their chest is actually a fireball' thing might have been a hint. |
58 | Zweihandered | Guards | I can just close the door, it'll be fine. |
59 | Burnt | Belfry Gargolyes | Not one but four Jurmongar worms. |
60 | Poisoned | Rat Vanguard | It's like a whole herd of rats. |
61 | Poisoned | Rat Vanguard | Why are there so many?! |
62 | Poisoned | Rat Vanguard | It's like this boss fight is in Trenton. |
63 | Poisoned | Rat Vanguard | This time the poison resist gear will help. |
64 | Exploded | C'thulu Prisoners | There's a fourth one! |
65 | Exploded | C'thulu Prisoners | Explosions are hard to avoid. |
66 | Fell | Gravity | Rolling and Jumping near edges have two very different results. |
67 | Fell | Gravity | Seriously let grab that chest yo. |
68 | Deaccelerated | Ground | Can't even jump in a video game. |
69 | Flew | Gravity | At least I jumped that time. |
70 | Fell | Executioner's Chariot | Bottomless Pit Surprise |
71 | Fell | Scary Jail Dude | Cliffs are dangerous. |
72 | Spiked | Skeletal Lords | Wheel Skeletons are the worst. |
73 | Axed | Belfry Gnome | Aww these stubby little guys are protecting the belltower. |
74 | Sworded | Lost Sinner | Did a scorpion just go in his EYE?! |
75 | Poisoned | Little Statue Trap | Not a little benevolent nun statue then. |
76 | Stabbed | Loincloth Zombie | Basketball game in OT? This spot looks safe. |
77 | Fell | Face Licker Dogthing | I wish these platforms had banisters. |
78 | Suicided | Nun Statues | I wish this game had a jump button and not a roll/jump button. |
79 | Clawed | Face Licker Dogthing | Just have to get around to the side of this thing away from the tongueface. |
80 | Clawed | Face Licker Dogthing | It followed me here? Uh oh. |
81 | Fell | Lock-On | A sudden change in camera angle and cliffs. |
82 | Fell | C'thulu Prisoner | Punted off the bridge. |
83 | Detonated | C'thulu Prisoner | The hitbox on that is laaame. |
84 | Clawed | Face Licker Dogthing | Not exactly setting the world on fire with the progression down here... |
85 | Detonated | C'thulu Prisoner | Oh it's not dead then? |
86 | Bleeding | Scary Jail Dude | These guys aren't too difficult, but they are terrifying. |
87 | Fell | Gravity | I need a review mirror to stop backtracking off cliffs. |
88 | Blasted | Necromancer | Boss minions making more minions. |
89 | Kicked | Executioner's Chariot | Apparently giant skeletal horses don't care if you block or not. |
90 | Scythed | Scary Jail Dude | They look like some kind of undead BDSM LARP clown. Stuff of nightmares. |
91 | Stomped | Executioner's Chariot | Sometimes you have to dodge into the attack, just to keep people guessing. |
92 | Stabbed | Skeleton | Necromancers are jerks. |
93 | Fell | Gravity | Jumping is always an adventure. |
Day 4
94 | Skeleton'd | Necromancer | Previously killed skeleton's revenge |
95 | MonkeyRolled | Skeleton | Skeletal Barry Sanders over here. |
96 | Ganked | Testicle Mans | The door I expected to open with that switch, was not the one that opened. |
97 | Poisoned | Testicle Mans | These dudes have one humongous ball sack, and it has physics. |
98 | Trampled | Fire Lizards | Just let me explore the cave! |
99 | Fell | Zombie Axeman | 0 Days since our last scaffolding accident. |
100 | Pounced | Fire Lizard | Mobile! Agile! Hostile! |
101 | Fireballed | Fire Lizard | I've only managed to kill them by shooting them with a bunch of arrows while hiding where they can't attack. |
102 | Fireballed | Fire Lizard | Amphibians are no joke. *Stole your treasure anyway!* |
103 | Lightning Bolted | Belfry Gargolyes | Unexpected addition to this boss fight. |
104 | Bitten | Zombie Dogs | I got this. |
105 | Bitten | Zombie Dogs | “He's a friendly dog.” |
106 | Crossbowed | Guards | That bonfire is not safe. |
107 | Tail Swiped | Sewer Beasts | Did I just aggro two of them? Awwwww dang. |
108 | Impaled | Lost Sinner | Wait for him to swing and then heal back up. |
109 | Drowned | Gravity | Didn't quite land on the safe bit. |
110 | Poisoned | Gas Clouds | Oops. |
111 | Fell | Gas Pit | This should be fine. |
112 | Snake Hug | Queen Mytha | Worry about the poison they said. Jerks. |
Day 5
113 | Stabbed | Mannequin | Argo Goblins bad. |
114 | Bitten | MushroomBug | It's like a toadstool ant with more legs. |
115 | Drowned | Gravity | There is a lot of tower to fall past here when things go poorly. |
116 | Poisoned | Poison Lake | What do these statues do?! |
117 | Arrowed | Arrow Trap | I knew it was there too. |
118 | Speared | Queen Mytha | She is not nice. |
119 | Speared | Queen Mytha | Fighting a boss on poison ground that heals her is not going well. |
120 | Speared | Queen Mytha | Solved the poison problem at least! |
121 | Burnt | Lava | That treasure is right next to the bonfire, what's the worst that could happen? |
122 | Bled Out | Arrow Knight | Dude has a lightning Katana. Pretty jealous. |
123 | Burnt | Inferno Statue | Juuuuust a little too close to the décor apparently. |
124 | Clobbered | Smelter Demon | Well that was unpleasant. |
125 | FireSworded | Smelter Demon | Not hitting this guy as hard as I would like. |
126 | Fell | C'thulu Prisoner | Punted off the bridge. This feels familiar. |
127 | Fell | Gravity | Ramshackle scaffolding has holes, sometimes those holes are aesthetic, sometimes they are traps. |
128 | Fell | Gravity | Commando rolls to reduce fall damage are a useful technique. Mind the cliffs though. |
129 | Eaten | Hand Monster | They're like grown up versions of the Zelda Hand monsters, without the warning and with many more tentacles. |
5 Day Totals:
Play Time --31:32
Boss Kills-- 12
4.1 Deaths/Hour
Notable Accomplishments:
Used a semi-rare special secrets key on a trap for invading papers. Then stepped in trap to see what it did, breaking all my equipped items. Rings are expensive to repair .
Discovered some stone walls were destructible by accidentally blowing myself up.
Started (and ended) a boss fight by immediately walking into a clearly visible bottomless pit.
Got an NPC to given me an item because I died so many times.
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Zangeif got hungry.
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Day 6
130 | Burned | The Rotten | It's a pile of corpses with a big axe. It made all the little spitting nun statues. I hates it. |
131 | Wrung Out | The Rotten | So he has a grab. If he grabs he treats you like a wet towel. |
132 | Chopped | The Rotten | I may need to come back to this later. |
133 | Punched | The Rotten | Progress! |
134 | Wrung Out | The Rotten | Un-Progress! |
135 | Punched | The Rotten | A different punch this time though. |
136 | Darknessed | The Rotten | So, after a while his big old axe gets tired of you and gets all projectilely. |
137 | Lava'd | Gravity | I was gonna get stabbed, but I missed the landing zone. |
138 | Exploded | Smelter Demon | I even brought in an NPC to help out and got wrecked. |
139 | Stabbed | Arrow Knight | Lightning Katana'd. WTB |
140 | Eaten | Mimic | Outplayed |
141 | Slashed | Armor Knights | 2 of 3 is not good enough. I don't think I'm gonna get all those souls back either. |
142 | Lava'd | Gravity | Just a bit off target there. |
Day 7
143 | Stabbed | INVISIBLE DUDE | They are invisible. |
144 | Slashed | INVISIBLE DUDE | This feels a tiny bit unfair. |
145 | Slashed | INVISIBLE DUDE | |
146 | Pummeled | Elephant Knight | He let me know that I am not allowed to go back there. |
147 | Stomped | Royal Rat Authority | It's a very very big rat. It would be a big anything. It is quite large and territorial. |
148 | Clawed | Royal Rat Authority | It also has about 6 minion crack addict rats. Like Tyrone Biggumses. |
149 | Clawed | Royal Rat Authority | Blocking successfully is certain death. |
150 | Poisoned | Crack Addict Rats | These homies super poison you for messing with boss-rat. |
151 | Poisoned | Crack Addict Rats | I think my personal best against this boss is living for 25seconds. Maybe. |
152 | Clawed | Royal Rat Authority | Rude. |
153 | Trampled | Royal Rat Authority | I'm qqing harder than I was with the stupid invisible ninjas. |
154 | Clawed | Royal Rat Authority | Marginal Success! I almost killed all of the backup singers. |
155 | Clawed | Royal Rat Authority | I lived long enough to heal and then die that time. That's like twice as many actions. |
156 | Poisoned | Crack Addict Rats | Most games are over when you have a 10-0 shut-out. Dark Souls does not have a mercy rule. |
157 | Poisoned | Crack Addict Rats | Their poison is actually 'toxic'. Which is code for 'Like poison but much much worse.” |
158 | Clawed | Royal Rat Authority | We're still firmly in the die in the first 20seconds of the bossfight. |
159 | Clawed | Royal Rat Authority | The good news is the res point is right next to the boss. Probably about 10-15minutes of real time elapsed since the first victimization. |
160 | Poisoned | Crack Addict Rats | This is what would happen if Bill Romanowski played vs a pee-wee team for $100,000,000 |
161 | Poisoned | Crack Addict Rats | I think if I had to bet how many more times I'm going to die to this boss, it would be a lot. (Does it count as a oneshot if I killed the boss the first time I actually lived long enough to attack it? Also, I would've lost that bet.) |
Deaths/Hour: 4.2
Boss Kills: 17
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Day 8
162 | Stabbed | Knight Captain | I was doing so good! Multiple hours since last death. Did not go out like a champion either. |
163 | Murdered | Smelter Demon | 0Minutes since our last accident. |
164 | Crotched | Smelter Demon | Both times he's wedged me against a wall and murdered me with boss-crotch camera action. |
Day 9
165 | Impaled | Smelter Demon | Ouch! |
Day 10
166 | Crossbowed | Castle Guard | Right in his beak, Cotton. |
167 | Drowned | Dark Phantom | Well I suppose that serves me right for wondering what is down in the 'Dark Abyss.' |
Day 11
168 | Tag-teamed | DragonRiders | Now there are two of them! |
169 | Tag-teamed | DragonRiders | The one with the really big stick does not tolerate killing the one with the bow first. |
170 | Sworded | Royal Knights | Probably shouldn't've tried to backstab that one. |
171 | Quick Drawed | Knight Captain | No fair! |
172 | Stabbed | Knight Captain | Four of em just picking on me. |
173 | Speared | Stone Guards | Three of em are linked, they are also quick. |
174 | Lava'd | Lava | If the chest can stand on the lava so can I. |
175 | Lava'd | Lava | Rolling off edges instead of jumping is never a good move. |
176 | Lava'd | Lava | These obstacle courses on lava for shinies never seems like as good an idea after the fact. |
177 | Lava'd | Lava | Platforming without a dedicated jump button is not so good. |
178 | Lava'd | Lava | This won't be worth it in the end either. |
179 | Lava'd | Lava | No Comment. |
180 | Lava'd | Lava | Commando rolls after a jump to roll off the edge of the platform are getting old here me. |
181 | Lava'd | Lava | It's like my dude is on strike and refuses to jump in a straight line. |
182 | Lava'd | Lava | Go home me, you're drunk! |
183 | Lava'd | Lava | I made it. It was not worth it. It was definitely not worth going back the hard way either. |
184 | Lava'd | Lava | It's different lava now though. |
185 | Bled Out | Knight Captain | Combo Breaker. |
186 | Lava'd | Turtle Knight | He didn't care that I was blocking, I was not allowed to be on that platform. |
187 | ThunderCats'd | Looking Glass Knight | Thunder, Thunder, THUNDERCATS HOOOOO. And then there was lightning. |
188 | Lightning Bolted | Looking Glass Knight | So I was wondering what his badass shield was going to do. Turns out the answer was kill me. |
189 | Slashed | Looking Glass Knight | He's pretty quick with that thing when he wants to be. |
190 | Lightning Balled | Looking Glass Knight | This was like that 4% vashj wipe. So close. |
191 | Kung-Fu'd | Horse Statue | Laaame. |
192 | Squashed | Looking Glass Knight | He jumps. Aggressively. |
193 | Flattened | Looking Glass Knight | I found a homie to help out. It did not go as planed. |
194 | Magic'd | Druids | Moonfiremoonfiremoonfiremoonfiremoonfiremoonfiremoonifre. If moonfire was a homing missle. |
195 | Punched | Ratman Cyclops | Turns out I lived through an attack I thought killed me. This was not a repeating phenomena. |
Day 12
196 | Stabbed | Ghost Mage | Sometimes you have to drop down into the obvious trap. That doesn't make it a good idea. |
197 | Kool-Aid Man'd | Ratman Cyclops | OH YEAH! |
198 | Burninated | Guardian Drake | Trogdor! |
199 | Fried | Guardian Drake | So much fire. |
200 | Fell | C'thulu Prisoner | Punted off the bridge. This feels familiar too. |
201 | Tailed | Drake | I only wanted to steal all of his stuff. |
Total Time: 58:40
Deaths/Hour : 3.4
Bosses Killed: 24
Bosses Oneshot: 8
Longest Accident Free: 5hrs 53minutes.
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Day 13
202 | Fell | Spiral Staircase | Lock-On is treacherous |
203 | Clobbered | Giant Knights | Two vs One is unfair. |
204 | Hammered | Giant Knight | Arrows+Leashing to get by the pairs, only to fail at the finish line. |
205 | Stabbed | DrakeKeeper | This staircase is brutal. |
206 | Burnt | Ancient Dragon | Dragons do not appreciate when you start a slap-fight with them. |
207 | Splatted | Giant Lord | Maybe obliterated would be a better description here. |
208 | Fissured | Giant Lord | Doesn't even let me say hi before administering the murder. |
209 | Slashed | Giant Lord | He's not as pretty now though. |
210 | Stomped | Giant Lord | A mistake was made, but only one. Next time I'll bring more fire. |
211 | Hammered | Different Giant | I did not expect that. |
Day 14
212 | Shoryuken'd | Poison Giant | Can't circle strafe over debris. |
213 | Fireballed | Fire Giant | Stealth games teach you to use the roof to avoid bad things. DS reminds you that bad things happen regardless. |
214 | Punched | Ratman Cyclops | I needed him to break a wall for me. He did, but the breaking continued. |
215 | Burned | Fire Giant | Mmmm Nope. These end of the game areas are not nice. |
Day 15
216 | Hammered | Different Giant | It was the same Different Giant. |
217 | Punched | Poison Giant | Different Giant has a homie. |
218 | Sworded | DrakeKeeper | I called time out so I could heal up. Apparently that doesn't work. |
219 | BBQ | Ancient Dragon | There was a lot of fire. Like Backdraft. |
Day 16
220 | Sworded | DrakeKeeper | Can't duck under something on a staircase. |
221 | Burninated | Ancient Dragon | I have two minions. He has fire. One shot fire. |
222 | Flattened | Ancient Dragon | The place safe from fire is under the Dragon. It is not actually safe however. |
223 | Burninated | Ancient Dragon | Not a friendly dragon for sure. |
224 | Stomped | Ancient Dragon | Like a roach. |
225 | Burninated | Ancient Dragon | Time to go do something else! |
226 | Fire | Ancient Dragon | And we're back! |
227 | Stomped | Ancient Dragon | Just jumped on my head. |
228 | Maced | DrakeKeeper | Still have to pay attention to this staircase of doom. |
229 | Fire | Ancient Dragon | Progression wipes without the progression! |
230 | Fire | Ancient Dragon | It was a different fire this time. I don't know if that makes it better or worse. |
231 | Stomped | Ancient Dragon | Well this has been a tiny bit frustrating. |
232 | Fire | Ancient Dragon | Didn't even wait to immolate me, just got it over with immediately. |
233 | Fire | Ancient Dragon | The game is taking pitty on me and no longer spawning the staircase of doom. |
234 | Stomped | Ancient Dragon | This was much more successful without friends. I did not expect that. |
235 | Earthquaked | Ancient Dragon | If the stomp misses you, the dustcloud will still one shot you. This boss is dumb. |
236 | Fire | Ancient Dragon | The tail is mostly safe from the fire. Except when it isn't. |
237 | Fire | Ancient Dragon | There are a lot of parallels to some of our raids. Not the good ones, you know the ones I mean. |
238 | Fire | Ancient Dragon | Took a break, ate some food. Dragon doesn't care. |
239 | Fire | Ancient Dragon | RabbleRabble. |
240 | Fire | Ancient Dragon | I'd feel bad about this, but all of the fire deaths are from insta-kills that appear to be only avoidable sometimes. |
241 | Fire | Ancient Dragon | Other times you just die. |
242 | Stomped | Ancient Dragon | The old 'wiff the last attack and die instead of killing the boss' routine. At least that was an earned death. |
243 | Fire | Ancient Dragon | Bullshit deaths vs earned deaths here is currently 18-6 |
244 | Flattened | Ancient Dragon | 18-7 |
245 | Flattened | Ancient Dragon | 18-8. This is much more fun at least. |
246 | Fire | Ancient Dragon | 19-8 Less fun. |
247 | Fire | Ancient Dragon | 20-8 |
248 | Flattened | Ancient Dragon | 21-8 It didn't hit me. I miss pixel perfect hitboxes. |
249 | Fire | Ancient Dragon | 22-8. One more try before it's NdGT time. Hooray space. |
250 | Flattened | Ancient Dragon | 23-8 It's not even like it's 'hard'. Sometimes you just lose anyway. Most of the time. |
Day 17
251 | Fire | Ancient Dragon | 24-8 I did not miss this. |
252 | Flattened | Ancient Dragon | 25-9 It's like Rocky. Everything that might have been good is gone, but we're still making more.+1Boss |
253 | Sliced | King Vendrick | The Dragon did not drop anything remotely worth the time. I'm going to murder the old king. With Fire |
254 | Fell | Queen Narshanda | Cliff + a tiny bit of panic. I did stomp another duo-boss in between some attempted regicide. |
255 | Maced | Dark Phantom | This Abyss spot is not the casual victory parade I had hoped for beating the game. |
Day 18
256 | Backstabbed | Dark Phantom | My controller's battery died. Feels bad. |
257 | Magic'd | DarkLurker | Loading into a boss fight after using all my stuff feels bad. |
Day 19
258 | Darknessed | DarkLurker | Lots of explosions. |
259 | Exploded | C'thulu Prisoner | These dudes again. I'm bad and I feel bad. |
Total Played Time --77:13
Deaths/Hour --3.3
Deaths/Hour if I hadn't tried to kill that Dragon that dropped nothing good--2.9
Deaths to Falling/being thrown off cliffs - 23
Most memorable death: #140. After activating some mechanisms and dodging around some arrow producing bad guys I arrived at an otherwise inaccessible chest, barely. Hooray Loot. It ate me.
Favorite Boss: Nothing was quite as good as the best DS1 bosses (O&S, Wolf, DLC Dragon, DLC Knight), but the Looking Glass Knight and the Lost Sinner were both pretty awesome.
Really looking forward to Ng+. I've been told that in addition to general hardness there will be surprises.
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The most epic summary of video gaming lol. You need to stream this with commentary for completeness. I want to see a mimic pretend to be a treasure chest then eat you.
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Given what you know about my computer, why would even consider the idea that I could stream something? It's probably a good thing there's no recordings of me deciding something was a 'good' idea and then discovering that it was in fact a terrible idea with .00001seconds. I will admit that watching other people play DS is among the most hilarious things ever if you're willing to observe for the long-haul.
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Recommend to me a website where I can upload crappy videos of me playing DS2. They're like suspense movies, large sections of not much interesting followed by brief interludes of very loud profanity, probably audible from space.
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Not sure of any good ones tbh, Youtube is where I upload my vids lol.
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I hate you. Youtube just doesn't like anything longer than 15mins and a like 4 of them so far are just a little longer than that. Still I made a playlist everything I could upload. Behold the shitty quality of pointing a camera at the tv and recording yourself mumbling. Here's a rumblerooski.Pufftrees wrote:Not sure of any good ones tbh, Youtube is where I upload my vids lol.
Edit: There's profanity. Lots of profanity. Just fyi.
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Rofl that was hilarious, I thought you were gona survive! You might can try open broadcast software but I like your style haha
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