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XCom Storytime

Post  Zaq on Thu Jul 25, 2013 6:18 pm

It's been quiet around here so I figured I would share a story.
The game is fantastic and I just finished it on normal (aka casual bitch mode) a little bit ago.  It was time to try the more challenging variety.  As added motivation I decided I should name all the soldiers to increase the RP factor, and so I could really feel bad when I got one of them killed.  Which I expected to happen frequently.  I needed a group of names of people I wanted to live, but secretly would enjoy watching die over and over.  Enter you all.


Slaxcom got off to a good March.

Then April happened.

And so the dream ended.  

High(low)lights include:
Lokky panicking and shoot at -missed- Mermann, then panicking again later and shooting Bigworm.  Teamwork makes the dreamwork.
Seleria missing with a rocket and blowing himself up.
Medkit carriers bleeding out three different times.

MVP:  Bigworm.  Almost killed every alien on a mission until Lokky's betrayal.

I've started a second game, I'll let you know how I murder your namesakes.

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lokky

Post  killyagoddamnself on Fri Jul 26, 2013 10:42 am

This nigga lokky trying to kill "N words" ftw



Bigworm was later seen sullying white womens the savage

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Why I never

Post  Huzzah on Fri Jul 26, 2013 12:32 pm

Mebbe I killed myself to get away from you JAJIE!!! Evil or Very Mad

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Post  Zaq on Fri Jul 26, 2013 3:25 pm

Huzzah wrote:Mebbe I killed myself to get away from you JAJIE!!! Evil or Very Mad
I died first.

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Post  killyagoddamnself on Fri Jul 26, 2013 3:26 pm

Zaq wrote:
Huzzah wrote:Mebbe I killed myself to get away from you JAJIE!!! Evil or Very Mad
I died first.
HOORAY

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Post  Pufftrees on Fri Jul 26, 2013 10:46 pm

:cheers:Rofl, i want wait to see the next one

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Post  Zaq on Sat Jul 27, 2013 12:03 pm

Game 2 underway.
Nicknames are awesome.

Me, Tony and Merm are already dead though...

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Post  Zaq on Sun Jul 28, 2013 3:45 pm

Well shit.

We got through one mission without Papa Bear.

Back to the beginning.

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Post  killyagoddamnself on Sun Jul 28, 2013 3:46 pm

Is that the real hank hakagan????????????????????????????????????????????

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gogogo!

Post  Huzzah on Sun Jul 28, 2013 6:07 pm

I'm the bestest soldier EVER. GO CANADAADADADA!!!!

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Post  killyagoddamnself on Sun Jul 28, 2013 6:08 pm

Huzzah wrote:I'm the bestest soldier EVER. GO CANADAADADADA!!!!

You prolly killed everyone with your aids

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Post  zedy on Sun Jul 28, 2013 11:47 pm

Damn, Bogdan made the cut and I didnt. Tho I'd probably just die instantly because I forgot to put righteous fury on

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Post  Zaq on Mon Jul 29, 2013 11:02 am

zedy wrote:Damn, Bogdan made the cut and I didnt.   Tho I'd probably just die instantly because I forgot to put righteous fury on
False and true respectively. You're right below Hakagan on the list.  Lazy Smoke did not get a lot done.

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Post  Shoopy89 on Sun Aug 04, 2013 11:20 pm

put me in coach!

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Post  Pufftrees on Mon Aug 05, 2013 7:36 pm

I've been doing the same for FTL, great game!

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Post  Zaq on Tue Aug 06, 2013 9:48 pm

FTL is a cruel cruel mistress.

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Post  Sapphic on Mon Aug 12, 2013 2:33 am

Funny. I did the samething and I am pretty sure Valk turned into a super soilder as well.

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Post  Huzzah on Thu Aug 29, 2013 1:07 pm

No one can keep me down! Canada will rise!

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Post  Mermann on Sun Sep 01, 2013 1:35 pm

lol fun stuff, bad mermann is bad!! i tried this game when it came out, didnt play it that much...i guess i'll give it another shot.

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